Also. I made a mistake. My original myspace bulletin was titled: "Kanye West is a Whiny Bitch"
Very catchy.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Update: I know tons of white guys who would wear this outfit.
Also. I made a mistake. My original myspace bulletin was titled: "Kanye West is a Whiny Bitch"
Very catchy.
Kanye West is a Gigantic Douche (Part 2)
I once wrote a 2 page rant titled "Kanye West is a Gigantic Douche" about a year ago. I wish I would have saved it because I wrote it in a fit of rage in about 20 minutes. Looks like I'm reliving history but for other reasons.
Part 1 Breakdown:
- I hoped 50 Cent kicked his ass in their album sell-off competition.
- His racial commentary on why he didnt win any MTV awards was laughable since he performed every 30 seconds during the whole thing.
- His inflated ego should've make him eligible to be auctioned off to an organization that pays to torture people.
So allow me to, again, rage on the biggest ass of our generation: KANYE "CAPS LOCK ON MY BLOG" WEST
Part 2:
In a recent interview with Details magazine: (I commend you if you even want to read what he said. Move on, if you want, I would)
"Put this in the magazine: There's nothing more to be said about music. I'm the fucking end-all, be-all of music. I know what I'm doing. I did 808s in three weeks. I got it. It's on cruise control. . . . Man, we talked about music for God knows how long! Now let's talk about how my fucking sweater didn't come back right from Korea. That's what's interesting me."
WHAT? Like 808s is the masterpiece album of our time? As. If.
Kanye on being the voice of this generation:
"If not me, then who? Someone could be a better rapper, dance better. But culturally impacting*? When you look back at these four and a half years, who’s the icon at the end of the day? Who broke down color barriers? What other black guy would a white person use as a fashion reference?”
The voice of this generation is obviously a three way tie between Snoop Dogg, Paris Hilton and Bobby Trendy #1. #2, Is he fucking serious? Broke down color barriers? Again, with this whole racial thing. Give me a futsing break. I know a black guy that white people would use as a fashion icon: DUH! P DIDDY. His street-crap Sean Jean mass-production-bullshit-clothes are for street sweepers and hoodlums, but his legit fashion lines of upscale Sean Jean, Enyce, and this other line I saw at Macy's (cant recall the name) that was uber nice and classy for women - make him more of a fashion/cultural icon. He's got TV shows, vodka, legitimate acting roles, and while he may not drop as many dope beats of his own, he knows good music and produces a lot of it....including the best rapper of all time BIGGIE.
STEP OFF, KANYE.
At Lollapalooza last year, I lined myself up to be front and center for Kanye's performance because I heard he was "amazing" in concert from some lightweight-rap-fan friends of mine. All the hipster idiots around me were licking their chops and practically crying because they sincerely believed that Barack Obama was going to introduce him. They were so stoked at the idea of him announcing a rapper at an outdoor concert, they were on the verge of tears. I decided not to be mean but to explain nicely, "Guys, I dont really think thats going to happen...haven't you been watching the news? For the last two weeks his campaign has been back peddling because Ludacris endorsed him in one of his songs and threw him a fund raiser with Mos Def. Everyone has been questioning his capability of being president when he's had close ties with rappers and shady characters in Chicago for the last ten years." They were dismayed. But Im glad I broke the bad news before the concert started Barack-less.
Anyway - He SUCKED in concert. I've seen like 20 rap shows and he was mediocre, at best. I left 3/4 of the way through to meet up with my friends and eat some nachos.
This is exactly why I pirate his music and dont pay for it. Im calling for someone to deliver a level 9 ass beating on Kanye West. I hope someone super ghetto does it too - like Gorilla Zoe.
- I hoped 50 Cent kicked his ass in their album sell-off competition.
- His racial commentary on why he didnt win any MTV awards was laughable since he performed every 30 seconds during the whole thing.
- His inflated ego should've make him eligible to be auctioned off to an organization that pays to torture people.
So allow me to, again, rage on the biggest ass of our generation: KANYE "CAPS LOCK ON MY BLOG" WEST
Part 2:
In a recent interview with Details magazine: (I commend you if you even want to read what he said. Move on, if you want, I would)
"Put this in the magazine: There's nothing more to be said about music. I'm the fucking end-all, be-all of music. I know what I'm doing. I did 808s in three weeks. I got it. It's on cruise control. . . . Man, we talked about music for God knows how long! Now let's talk about how my fucking sweater didn't come back right from Korea. That's what's interesting me."
WHAT? Like 808s is the masterpiece album of our time? As. If.
Kanye on being the voice of this generation:
"If not me, then who? Someone could be a better rapper, dance better. But culturally impacting*? When you look back at these four and a half years, who’s the icon at the end of the day? Who broke down color barriers? What other black guy would a white person use as a fashion reference?”
The voice of this generation is obviously a three way tie between Snoop Dogg, Paris Hilton and Bobby Trendy #1. #2, Is he fucking serious? Broke down color barriers? Again, with this whole racial thing. Give me a futsing break. I know a black guy that white people would use as a fashion icon: DUH! P DIDDY. His street-crap Sean Jean mass-production-bullshit-clothes are for street sweepers and hoodlums, but his legit fashion lines of upscale Sean Jean, Enyce, and this other line I saw at Macy's (cant recall the name) that was uber nice and classy for women - make him more of a fashion/cultural icon. He's got TV shows, vodka, legitimate acting roles, and while he may not drop as many dope beats of his own, he knows good music and produces a lot of it....including the best rapper of all time BIGGIE.
STEP OFF, KANYE.
At Lollapalooza last year, I lined myself up to be front and center for Kanye's performance because I heard he was "amazing" in concert from some lightweight-rap-fan friends of mine. All the hipster idiots around me were licking their chops and practically crying because they sincerely believed that Barack Obama was going to introduce him. They were so stoked at the idea of him announcing a rapper at an outdoor concert, they were on the verge of tears. I decided not to be mean but to explain nicely, "Guys, I dont really think thats going to happen...haven't you been watching the news? For the last two weeks his campaign has been back peddling because Ludacris endorsed him in one of his songs and threw him a fund raiser with Mos Def. Everyone has been questioning his capability of being president when he's had close ties with rappers and shady characters in Chicago for the last ten years." They were dismayed. But Im glad I broke the bad news before the concert started Barack-less.
Anyway - He SUCKED in concert. I've seen like 20 rap shows and he was mediocre, at best. I left 3/4 of the way through to meet up with my friends and eat some nachos.
This is exactly why I pirate his music and dont pay for it. Im calling for someone to deliver a level 9 ass beating on Kanye West. I hope someone super ghetto does it too - like Gorilla Zoe.
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