Friday, October 17, 2008

Well dressed? Yes. Smart? Maybe not.

If you dont want to bang your head against a wall after reading this blog entry by my dearest LaLohan then we probably wouldn't be friends in real life. 


"Washington, D.C.,-you're in a club, you are for support for someone that you care for very much, VERY MUCH.. But, you're here just to chill and support, not be seen and heard... Not to be on display in the dj booth...or to feel as if you are in a cage at the Bronx Zoo...Do you see what i am getting at???

Alright, so i am literally sitting in the dj booth at a club in Washington, D.C. where Samantha is djing and they have a computer at the back of the booth which i am on right now..aside from the fact that she is an amazing dj and i am having a nice time, the glass mirror placed to my left to hide me from photos (literally) is making all a bit uncomfortable!!!

This blog isnt really intended to mean much, it's just something to let people into my life-kind of a blog to let people know that i am working hard and i go out when samantha is working because she's pretty great to hear and i love to be around her and her energy as much as possible. 

Sitting here makes me think about the fact that if Sarah Palin was in office, and living in Washington..on a "slow" night, she would probably be dressing as one of the gossip girls or tina fey to try and "be cool" enough to get into this club. I guess me thinking, and blogging about her gives her more attention and credit than she actually deserveds.. but as Madonna says. "Express Yourself"so...i will

now and forever

be blessed 
xx L"

My Translation:

I am the most beautiful and coolest caged animal person alive. Im not even trying to get people's attention tonight and they are still trying to see how cool and beautiful I am. But really, I am deep and smart. Sure I may be confused by run-on sentences but who cares because I love SamRo. I think even Sarah Palin wants to be as cool and well dressed as I am - she wishes she was cool enough to get into this cool club I dont even want to be at right now. 

Fuck all of you - but fuck you the most.
xx
LL

Maybe I could do a 10 things I hate about Lohan blog. This would be one of them.