No introduction neccessary. Let's get down to business.
1. She wears leggings all the time. Sometimes people say to me "oh, you look like you're not wearing pants" and I go "Lohan wore this outfit last week, loser."
2. She hangs out with Karl Lagerfeld! He's 80 and rocks motorcycle gloves . Which to me says that she must have some personality if she can hang with a mean queen who is a fashion snob.
3. Remember when she went through that phase before she was a dating SamRo where she just hooked up with tons of dudes and slutted-it-up all over Italy?
And then flashed her crotch a couple times?
And then dated that gigalo Calum Best?
And then ran away from a coked out car wreck with an American Apparel sweatshirt over her head?
And then she stole Riley Giles from his girlfriend who wrote about her all over her myspace?
That was ridiculous.
Her life is a soap opera and so is mine....so I love her.
4. She is awesome because she loves black clothes. Just like Victoria Beckham, Christian Siriano, Meghan Fox, Madonna, Rihanna, Angelina Jolie, and me. See? Going all black isn't always the answer - but - actually it kind of is. So here are monochromatic get ups of hers that make me happy. I want them. 
5. These dresses. Apparently when I like color I like lots of it.
6. Her totally fragrant display of sideboob makes me feel like a woman. I identify with her sideboob.
7. Her affinity for only one shade of blue. AND Fringe. I own the triple fringe black Minnetonka's and they're sweet. ($80 for suede? Come on.)
8. Themeless outfits that I love.
Those plaid leggings are actually tights and they took me days to find online. I will own them this winter.
Fur! Screw PETA and Pam Anderson. Next!
That crop top reminds me of something my sister would've worn in high school and upon seeing someone wearing it now she would immediately call them white trash. I of course like it.
The zebra dress.....because I OWN IT. SNAP.
The street sign mini-skirt. Also retro - reminiscent of the late Le Chateau.
Sequins with that hat? Perfect.
9. The large gray top theme! They look grandfathery like they're no big deal but that first cardigan with the print on it is Alexander Wang and like $300 last fall. They have a more cropped version of it at Anthropologie right now for around $130. Still not worth it but right up my ally.
I adore the belt at the bottom of the shirt. That shiny one...I sort of own something like that from Target - its a silver knit except its short sleeve. Once again, we have the same taste.
Lastly, LOVE those bondage heels.
10. I mean...Seriously? These pictures are beyond ridiculous. They are also a throw back to the time when she was totally out of control. The days where I would think to myself "I wonder what Lohan got herself into last night?" and then doot-deet-doot-doot... oh just holding knives lesbionically to Vaness Minillofolders' throat.When this happened, Vanessa lived in my friend's building in New York. She saw her coming home bombed all the time and to do sexy time things with Nick Lachey. I wonder if he knew she was doing this with Lohan, and if these pictures were in her apartment. Deep thoughts.
