Today I was watching a re-run of The View. I know! I said that I would never watch again recently due to Whoopi Goldberg not being controversial enough and the retarded things they have been talking about lately (i.e. Christie Brinkley's divorce). I broke. But I learned 2 new things today. 1. That I will steal the "binky song" (4/21/08) from Hasselback if I should ever need it and 2. That for some ungodly reason Craig Furguson miraculously beat Conan O'Brien in ratings for the first time (whenever this episode originally aired).
CRAIG FURGUSON SUCKS. Not funny. Not even with the accent.
Then I started feeling guilty that I haven't been as devout of a Conan fan as I have been in the past and now feel personally responsible for not tuning in and allowing this abomination of a not funny comedian to beat out my beloved Conan.
This combined with my anticipation for seeing the X-Files movie and accidentally watching Calfornication after my favorite show WEEDS! prompted a brief David Duchovny crush relapse and led to this video choice. I saw this particular sketch the first day it aired years ago and never since. If I remember correctly, Google existed but youtube didn't; shortly after I scoured the Internet for a video of this just so I could watch it again.
No luck then.
I remembered, I found, I post. Enjoy.
